2004-03-01 - Award Share-a-moan Eee
First of all I'd like to thank diaryland
the members of the acedemy
all those to whom I should give a hand
you know who you are - so bad of me -
to not take the time right now
to focus on the real somehow
I need to first thank each and every fan
the vast right wing conspiracy at hand
hats off to all you liberals in the stands
and all you middle-of-the-roaders in your vans
please drive thru, place your order and adjust
I invite you: cross the border among us
for the boundary lines are smashing
I'm all up for slanderer trashing
Like those loonies who proliferate their rumors
adding monkey virus fleshly slurping tumors
there are things that I could state from on this stage
that would shame the worst of any tabloid page
but I won't resort to lying in attempts to stop the lies
I'll refrain from snooping, spying: an expensive way to rise
to the top of my press conference tower
there I'd have the real power
words to litter landscapes in your brain
nerds who cannot take time to explain
why the things they do are always so damn lame
like an episode of Cops - it's all the same
trailer park type Jerry Springers on Spring Break
that's where you all are headed - no mistake!
WHOops I'm sorry, I said I wouldn't do this
And now I'm here politicizing - Screw this!
Forget this dumb award retarded spin
I'll send a video in case I win
It will show me at my best
with no fashion statement test
I will edit it to honor my commitment
to accept the fact that actors don't know spit when
it comes to politics and real conditions
and the statement that I make will be omission
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