2003-09-07 - 7:07 p.m.
three came down from Ohio
jackin' seven elevens
two dudes and a stripper blonde haired ho
on the way to east coast heaven
somehow the blonde girl dumped her man
who threatened he'd get even
he'd drive her car out on the sand
in the ocean if she thought about leavin'
well this did not detain her
she promptly went her way
until he went insaner
than he was the other day
till he caught her on the beach
then she and her tires squealed
as he drove it out of reach
the waves crashed on her windshield
the whole thing was demolished
as partiers stood on the shore
she said he kept his promise
but taking the bus is such a bore
so blondie went back to the club
where she lit matchsticks on her titties
picked the pockets as she'd rub
those drunks from other cities
then came back to our residence
(we lived outside the base)
with a wad of rolled up benjamins
and we threw about the place
partied down and celebrated
and she bought a brand used car
talked about the man she hated
to the others at the bar
until the night we all went down
to the place where the X was known
to hang around that Jax Beach town
and she wandered off alone
suddenly she joined the crowd
in quite a harried fit
"the bastard's here" she said aloud
"he saw me in The Pit"
so we ran back to her car but could not find the keys
and psycho man was breathing hard and screamed obsenities
as his bowie knife punched out each tire one by one
I got out to be "the man" (but I didn't have a gun)
then "charlie manson jr" saw me as a sacrifice
to slay upon the altar of the tires that he did slice
and chased me all around the car with carving in his mind
as it occurs to me I might not get out of this bind
[to be continued...]
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