2007-12-24 - friends and..........
oh that. I see what you mean.
my swashbuckling has made a scene.
but as far as my feelings for you
though I've tried to hide them it's true
they are nothing that I wouldn't share
with everyone everywhere
no. not like that "princess muck".
whew! all these suspicions sure suck!
what I'm saying is I'm not ashamed
for my attraction - who can be blamed?!
and I'm certainly not in the market
for anywhere I can just park it!
as far as your past I don't care
we've all got our secrets to share
the honor I speak of's far more
than whatever you've done before
no this is about WHO YOU ARE
to all of your FRIENDS near and far
true friends, not those empire entanglements,
or those who have plundered your ornaments
do you think I just want that from you?
nothing is further from true.
to prove it - my promise to you -
I won't leave your side till we're through
if you need an ally - a friend
who's motives are not to pretend
to be a connection
for missing affection
or try to seduce you
just so I can use you
or talk real smooth
and put on a move
no. none of that would be my flirt.
I won't give you up and desert.
I won't take a chance on the hurt.
that is I won't be a pervert.
unless you want me to (ha ha)
but that will never do nana
until you say yes and yes and again
I'll just accuse you of using me then
all you women want from me is sex sex sex!
I'm tired of feeling used and I will not be your next!
I'm a person I have feelings
not a stud for your misdealings
I mean what am to you? a piece of meat!?
you better take that point of view down the street!
I don't even wanna know about your indisgressions
I'm sure you'd like to tell me in your intimate confessions
but that's not what I'm wanting beyond friendship and the stars
If you use your imagination - it shouldn't be too hard
to figure out why I love you, why I want to make this work
there's plenty of time for mushy stuff...
till then I'll be a jerk.
[disclaimer: the tone of this lyric is supposed to be taken as a humorous satire look at some of the obstacles we must go through in just trying to be FRIENDS sometimes]
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