2003-01-24 - 7:13 a.m.
Hash Browns
(sung to the tune of Weezer's song, Hash Pipe)
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Early in the morning I go by Mickey D's
I buy a number 5 with a large coffee
I eat it on the road because it satisfies me
Even though I know it makes me just as fat as can be
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Woah! C'mon and feed me
You got your O.J.
(Woah-ooh woah)
I got my coffee
(Woah-ooh woah)
You got your weight down
I GOT MY HASH BROWNS!
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Hmmm... wonder if McDonalds would buy this idea? This may be just on time for the Super Bowl!!!
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BTW, did you hear about that case where the parents of an obese child were suing McDonalds for making their son fat?!?!!?
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The judge cited a noble rule which states that the law shall not be responsible for governing the excesses of the general public.
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