2005-03-12 - No We Don't
he's a repeat offender
he's always on the creep
he's an evil pretender
he makes the bad girls weep
"everything keeps changing
nothing stays the same"
that's how he keeps arranging
to win the cheating game
but we don't do those
don't wear the wrong clothes
don't pick the traffic red light nose
don't kick the cat with unsocked toes
no, we are healthy
we are a soothing vibe that flows
we'll make you wealthy
and then you'll say, "we don't do those"
everywhere in the world today
you see the breaking up
some have given up and say,
"I'm finally waking up
from the dreams and fairy tales
of true love never dies"
but if you take away what fails
success will fill your eyes
don't throw out the baby
don't forget to wipe
doobie don't be a gay bee
don't look down the pipe
now don't you try not to laugh
don't unscratch the itch
don't get off the right path
and don't drive in the ditch
Hut! Hut!
we don't forget to remember
we won't forget to write
extinguishing every ember
that glows in dark of night
we'll keep the fire burning
we'll watch it as we play
the time we lose to learning
we'll reap again someday...
but watch out for the other guy
and drive defensively
always keep a peripheral eye
(on everyone but me!)
every where there's cheating
the ladies do it too
so if it bears repeating
I'll sing this verse to you
trust we don't do those
we don't wear the wrong clothes
don't pick the traffic red light nose
don't kick the cat with unsocked toes
no, we are healthy
we are a soothing vibe that flows
yes, we'll make you wealthy
and you'll say, "we don't do those"
Hoo-AH!
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