2003-07-29 - 8:43 a.m.
I've been thinkin' about
a man of my looks shouldn't go without
but then again that aint even right
I know you women don't go by sight
much more by the way you see
it's all about security
me, I like it wild and free
a woman like that could never suit me
...
I take a raft down the Yukon river
use it for a cabin floor
when the winter starts to shiver
and I can't travel anymore
take it down and head southbound
when the ice and snow allow
hundreds of miles, no one around
survival's not an option now
...
I've been thinkin' about
a man of my looks looks ugly now
not too cultured, not refined,
not a bad body, average mind,
can't compete with a man of means
sorry ladies -- no James Dean
unless you go for the Einstein type
actually more like Gandalf -- YIPE!
but not like Ewan McGregor --NOooo!
you won't catch me with no male hoe
how did I get into that?
oh yeah, I'm just not where it's at
when it comes to gettin' down
with any primadona that comes around
so if you're with misfits and your fits fittin'
sorry babe, we just ain't hittin'
...
I don't use tactics from seduction books
I'm not an easy target for your high-bottom looks
but if you're real and you want some fun
while exploring all that can be done
your adventure's just begun
so hit me up at the 4-1-1
...
straight up chillin' like bob dylan,
soothing groove when I'm on the move,
not too cheap but not tree killin'
(but not exactly a tree huggin' stooge)
conservative with a liberal streak
not too literal when I speak
not too charming, not too sweet,
but I won't harm you, won't wife beat
scientific'ly profound
love to see you when you're down
as long as you've got soul and clout
come on, hit me up, I'll freak you out.
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