2004-01-23 - BLING
yeah I'm getting ready to take another spin
on the business roulette wheel as I wrench it once again
and if it all goes down like I plan, no doubt,
I'll have some phat money before the monkey year's out.
Not that phat money is the ultimate goal
but I figure while I'm here in this wealthy hell-hole
I might as well get with it
yes you know I wanna hit it
as offspring intermittance
making none but a mere pittance
just like the calvinists say,
maybe God wants it that way
because He knows if I WAS making bucks
I'd be runnin' womens like rednecks - trucks
I'd be money-maker shakin'
just like idol fake Clay Aiken
I'd be poppin' off some booty
like a pimp daddy off duty...
no no no, that's not true!
(I kid, I kid, I joke with youuuuu)
But seriously, while I'm ramBLING,
I'd be less inclined toward gamBLING
more likely to play it humble in this way.
But that's just what all the Calvinists might say
That's like saying, God wants you sick
So you won't pull another trick
Or God wants me not to win
just so I won't fall in sin
or it's evil to play rock --
what a bunch of poppycock!!!
(no one says poppycock anymore...
I think sometimes words lose all their what-for
colloquial significance after a while
seems to lose vernacular style
they sound too much like other words
lose their meaning when they're heard
different mental images seen
than what the framer tried to mean
and that's never good...
I don't know why I would
randomly pick up a word dripping with cultural obsolesence like that???
and don't give me that Freudian slip psychobabblish crap
or I'm gonna have to take you outside for a breather
and don't be all up in my babBLING bidness either!!!
There, I said bidness -- now that's ghetto!
that's bustin' loose! y'know y'know --
that's risking it all for the money that's phat
booya! yee-yah... white buoy rippin off with the flava like that!)
OK, whew, I'm glad I busted out of that parenthetical statement
cuz I was getting clausterphobic and I needed some abatement
it was gettin' hot in therre
I need some modest underwear
tighty whities all up in a wad
walkin funny, queers give me the nod,
I guess I can understand eubonics a little bit more
after having actually been hemmed in on two sides before
I mean I can emphathize...
I mean I feel like one of the guys
I'm down with my home boyees in the hood, ya'll...
off da hook, yo! it's all good, ya'll
spin the roulette wheel for gamBLING
yeah... I'm bored -- I think I'm ramBLING.
Peace out
~J-Diddy
and the whole glam Jam BLING
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