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2002-09-08 - 2:47 p.m. I sit back with this pack of big macs and this bag of these fries Cuz it gives me the fat needed to be the most biggest guy on this earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just eat and just stuff my fat face with all these fat foods and I just do not got the patience to deal with these skinny nutritionists who think I'm some pig who tries to be fat cuz I'm flabby and big and I waddle like that. . I'm not whatchyer friends ask I'm not Mr Slim FAst . I can be a hog If you tempt me my belly is empty If no food is in me I'm dunkin' you ten feet In the dressing I don't care who was there and who saw me just eat you I'll plan you a banquet I'll have you for dinner I'll smile at the table Use a fork just to reach you . I'm full of just all of you . I don't mean to be fat Cuz that's not where it's at But that's all I can be I'm just fat can't you see? . And I am whatever you say I am... � � |